Americans, how about you guys embrace into the beauty of what we call football?

How about your people embrace the beauty of what we call football? I honestly don't know how you can watch that snoozefest of a sport called soccer. Its so simple and nothing ever happens. I like to see some action in my sports, not grown men in shorty shorts rolling on the ground pretending they hurt themself. Football is probably the most physically and mentally demanding sport there is. Soccer is ok for kids and women, but men play football/basketball/baseball/hockey here.